Piu!

Em tempos de tuitada, os tais 'trend topics' são verdadeiros objetos de cobiça.
Basta 1h longe da web. Pausa pro almoço e, na volta, o susto:

@fulanodetal clássico: E ai, foi bom pra você?!
#4palavrasdepoisdosexo

Peraí, acho que perdi a conta... ._.'

Macarena

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!




Fonte: andre c.

Liamba

Fuma, fuma fuma
Folha de bananeira
Fuma na boa, só de brincadeira...



Fonte: Maurício Ricardo

Tiazona

Estávamos eu e uma estagiária da empresa lanchando, quando damos de cara com uma mulher, por volta dos 30 e poucos anos, cabelo mal pintado com cor da modinha, alpercata, blusinha costas nadador e bermuda jeans. Tudo isso num corpinho de 50.

Estagiária: Val.. pq raios tem tanta gente bizarra no mundo?
Val: Sei não.. mas tás se referindo a que?
Estagiária: Aquela doidinha ali, ó...
Val: Afe... certo, mas qual foi a do teu comentário?
Estagiária: Olha direitinho.. parece uma... tiazona!
Val: LOL! Tiazona?
Estagiária: É pow, aquelas tiazonas que querem ser modernosas mas não convencem.

*Ah, se eu tivesse uma foto.. XD*

Wii + álcool + baralho = FAIL

geno - tá em qual dificuldade?
andre - você sabia que você pode mudar isso a hora que você quiser?
geno - calma, rapaz! eu nunca joguei isso não!
andre - nem eu!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
xD

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val: tu botou o tempo certo da pizza?
geno: botei sim! ela me pediu somente 20 minutos...
andre: ela te pediu foi? me bote no forno somente 20 minutos, viu? senão eu vou ficar pretinha...
val: LOL!!!

xD

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Porra!
Esse negócio tem cheiro de Vidrex - com mel!
xP

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ALELUIA! GLORIA A DEUS! HOSANA NAS ALTURAS! \o/ *hic*

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Dezenas de drinks depois, temos vários bêbados dançando coreografias diversas no Just Dance.
Vários gritos da platéia enlouquecida que acompanhava o evento:
REBOLA, GENO!
VAI, ORDINÁRIA!
CRÉEEEEEEEU!
AUMILHA NA PRESENÇA DO SENHOR!
COM EMOÇÃO!
BRITNEY, BEIJE MINHA BUNDA!
PALMAS PARA JESUS, HEIN?
GATAS, VOCÊS ARRASAM! *3*
ARRASA! SIZOGA! xD
SELVAGEM, HEIN?

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Tink: mentirosa! você não vale nada!
Formiga: mas todo mundo gosta de mim!

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Miojo

Homem galo... essa é nova.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Diálogo na web:

andre: cala a boca

boooooooo
.v.
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eu: ok

o q eh isso?

pra eu poder nao me assustar em vão

andre: um monstro

ooooo

eu: pensei q era um pinto anoréxico

:-o

andre: o monstro do ascii

eu: ah ta

andre: ¬¬

eu: monstro do ascii pra mim eh isso aqui:

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BBB10

Momento Embratel no BBB10.
Eis que meu marido vira pra mim e pergunta:

- Pra onde tu ligaria, moreco?

- Pra tu, oreco! E você, ligaria pra onde? =D

- Eu ia pedir uma pizza - de pepperoni, por favor! =D

Evolução

Se é que pode-se chamar assim...




Fonte: Bobagento

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Comentário de andre c.: eu sou o FUUUU do paint! ahahuauhahuahuahua xD

Rambo OWNZ!

Assim como nós, o Rambo não perdoa!
\m/

This is the retarded beatbox

"ARTES" Marciais

Ninja!

EMO NÃO!

Desde pequenininho, já sabe distinguir quando uma coisa é ruim.
=p